where in the world is bean?

While living in Philly, I met my muse, Bean. She was found wandering the streets, crying & meowing for a new home. After this ordeal, she needed to be treated like an A-lister, AKA Bean-a-fide star. She’s an adorably affable force of nature, transcending time, space, and media. She even taught MJ how to dunk, but they don’t want you to know that.

bean makes blockbusters.

A group of diverse people standing closely together in a dimly lit setting, with one shirtless man smoking a cigarette and a cat with a yawning expression edited into the image.

Scene from Pulp Fiction with characters holding guns, but with a cat's face edited into the middle of the image.

bean makes baskets.

A basketball player wearing a red Chicago Bulls jersey with the number 23, performing a slam dunk during a game in a packed arena. There is a cat seemingly flying above the player, with its fur white and with patches of beige and black, the cat is mid-air with its mouth open, surrounded by an audience watching intently.

Divided into two scenes: on the left, two women are visibly upset, with one crying and the other looking surprised or concerned, while a man's hand is gripping the blonde woman's shoulder. On the right, a cat with a wide-eyed expression is sitting at a table with plates of salad and other food, alongside a glass of water, a can, and a crumpled napkin.

bean makes memes.

A woman with long blonde hair posing nude with a star-shaped pasty, sitting on a shiny, illuminated horse sculpture, with a small dog wearing a colorful sweater on the horse's back, against a black background.

bean makes bops.

Album cover for Fleetwood Mac's Rumours featuring a man and woman holding hands, with a dog in the bottom right corner.

A large collage of The Beatles with multiple cutouts of their faces, surrounded by flowers, plants, and memorabilia. Central figures are dressed in colorful military-style suits, with a large drum that reads "The Beatles" and "Lonely Hearts Club Band." The word "BEATLES" is spelled out in flowers at the bottom.